tokenblackgirl

African-American-Cajun. Barista. Screenwriter. Plucky broad. Pro-wrestling expert. Brakes for animals.

"The cycle is Shawn Michaels (heartbreak)
And yeah I like you but not enough to wife you
Say, I’m nice, true and you think I’m the right dude
But there’s another girl just like you (like who?)" 

Asher Roth “Be By Myself”

Ouch! For a jailbird, she’s sure looking fucking fierce fabulous and foxy.

(via willbthin2)

nope! go to jail, do not pass go!

My badsies, Jared. I’m a horrible stan, forgetting about your birthday like that [what can I say? I clearly prefer Jensen just a little bit more].
Happy *belated* birthday, Sam Winchester!

Seriously watching this with Ashley and a big cup o’ Jungle Juice was the funniest thing I’ve seen all week. I’m not a Twi-hard, so we probably laughed/snarked at all the most emotionally charged moments of the show. [And probably pissed off all the srs bsness fans around us].
SPOILER ALERT: Jacob+Edward+Bella+tent in the mountains? How is that not ridiculous and hilarious? I nearly passed out in the theater.

five days of lilo: day two 

In case you missed it, images of the Lovelace script, the exploitation flick starring Lindsay Lohan as porn star Linda Lovelace. Definitely sets feminism back thirty years.

artofficialintelligence:

octopus vulgaris by jude landry

dichotomie:

(via whatwehad, kierstennh)

First thought:
“Rickyyyyyy” *bambambam!*
-Boyz n the Hood

"well sinead o’rebellion, shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior!" 

Renee Zellweger as Gina in Empire Records

five days of lilo: day one 

Img found @ ONTD!
The mean streets of L.A. should be safe from Lindsay Lohan in approximately five days and I’m commemorating the occasion daily.
This is the countdown to lockdown, (E! News Special Report - classy) the road to jail.

(via cuntented)

*leer*

do want: lc style
Alas, it’s not out until October.
Personally, I can’t wait until my 24-hr Hills fever runs its course.
Also on Amazon.com » college students should sign up for Amazon Student and get a years worth of free 2-day shipping (basically a free year upgraded Amazon Prime).
TY to Lifehacker & my girl Lilli, without them I would have never known!