Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

Just choked on my fucking drink

(via thingsididntknowwereerotic)

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200gb:

The Thinker by Auguste Rodin x Drake thinking about Nicki’s ass in Anaconda.

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Benedict doing the ALS Bucket Challenge

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cronbach:

frozenwithversaceice:

But y’all, can we focus on this? If they have such a low crime rate why they got all that heavy equipment?

and why do they say that this is a dangerous violent area that needs to learn how to be quiet and well-behaved?

cronbach:

frozenwithversaceice:

But y’all, can we focus on this? If they have such a low crime rate why they got all that heavy equipment?

and why do they say that this is a dangerous violent area that needs to learn how to be quiet and well-behaved?

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purplespacecats:

Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk

What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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the shade in this photo set could cause an eclipse

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aquabones:

A Map of an Introvert’s Heartby an Introvert

aquabones:

A Map of an Introvert’s Heart
by an Introvert

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briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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beautyyytime:

Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart

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